Movie Review Here

Here

Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Written by Eric Roth

Starring Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Paul Bettany, Kelly Reilly

Release Date November 1st, 2024 

Published November 2nd, 2024 

This stinks. There’s just no other way to say it. Here stinks. This bizarre failed experiment from bored director Robert Zemeckis is downright embarrassing in execution. The concept is that the whole movie unfolds in a single, stationary shot set in the corner of an all American baby boomer living room. Well, it’s also the corner of a forest, the driveway of Ben Franklin’s son’s home, and the place where the Lazy Boy was invented… for some reason. Randomness is one of a myriad of problems with Here. 

Here stars Tom Hanks as Richard, leading an ensemble as the son of Paul Bettany's Al, a World War 2 vet who returns home and, with his wife, Rose, played by Kelly Reilly, buys a suburban tract home with his G.I Bill and settles in to raise a family. While Dad grows miserable and drunk, working as a salesman of unknown products, Mom raises their three kids, two sons and a daughter. The youngest son and daughter are not part of the story and get little to no characterization. Why are they here? Who knows.

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Movie Review The Outrun

The Outrun 

Director Nora Fingscheidt 

Written by Nora Fingscheidt, Amy Liptrot 

Starring Saorise Ronan 

Release Date October 24th, 2024 

Published November 7th, 1980 

The Outrun stars Saorise Ronan as Rona, an alcoholic who has returned home to a small Scottish island following a stint in an intensive rehab facility. Back home for the first time in years she’s confronted with her past, specifically her father, Andrew, played by Stephen Dillane, who’s Bi-Polar Disorder was a huge part of Rona’s childhood. And then there is Rona’s mother, Annie (Saskia Reeves), who turned to religion after leaving Rona’s father. Rona appears to place as much blame on Annie for her difficult childhood as she does her father and his illness. 

Thematically, Rona’s strained relationship with her mother, and the loving relationship she has with her father, plays as an almost one to one comparison to Rona’s own issues in her relationship with Daynin (Paapa Essiedu), the boyfriend she had while living in London and relying on alcohol to keep her insecurities at bay. The way Rona’s alcoholism mirrors her father’s behavior due to his mental illness and how these behaviors affected their respective partners is an effective piece of dramatic mirroring.

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Movie Review Anora

Anora 

Directed by Sean Baker

Written by Sean Baker

Starring Mikey Madison

Release Date October 8th, 2024 

Published October 8th, 2024 

Watching Mikey Madison embody the character, Ani, a.k.a, Anora, is an electrifying experience. From the first moment you see Ani, you’re captivated by her. That’s easy for a straight white guy to say about a woman who is playing a stripper and is nude as the opening credits are still rolling, but I assure you, dear reader, this is more than mere prurient interest. Mikey Madison’s magnetism and vibrant life emanates from her entire presence and that becomes clear as this strange story unfolds. 

Ani is a stripper and sex worker who meets a young, naive Russian nepo-baby named Vanya (Mark Eydelshteyn) when he comes into the club where she dances seeking a woman who can speak Russian. Ani has a vague handle on the language and is given the task of showing Vanya a good time. It goes really well, Vanya has a lot of money and isn’t afraid to splash it around. Eventually, he starts asking about seeing her outside the club, coded language telling us he’s talking about paying for sex. She gives him her phone number and the hook up is planned.

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Movie Review Heretic

Heretic 

Directed by Beck and Woods

Written by Beck and Woods 

Starring Hugh Grant, Sophie Thatcher, Chloe East 

Release Date November 8th, 2024 

Published November 11th, 2024 

If Hugh Grant wants to become the modern age Vincent Price, Heretic is his pitch perfect audition. Heretic, written and directed by the A Quiet Place team of Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, is a showcase for Hugh Grant’s talent for holding an audience in thrall with his charisma, that malevolent twinkle in his eye, and his endlessly charming speech. Grant dominates the screen in Heretic and his performance is stunning. 

Heretic centers its story on two young women, Sister Barnes (Sophie Thatcher) and Sister Paxton (Chloe East). The pair are Mormon missionaries who go door to door delivering literature about the church and helping people convert to their religion. At the end of a long day of canvassing an Utah neighborhood, their final visit is with a man who requested to have someone come to his home to help him with his conversion. That man is Mr. Reed (Hugh Grant) who welcomes the young women with the promise that his wife is in the next room.

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Movie Review A Real Pain

Real Pain 

Directed by Jesse Eisenberg

Written by Jesse Eisenberg

Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Jennifer Grey 

Release Date November 15th, 2024

Published November 14th, 2024 

A Real Pain stars Jesse Eisenberg as Dave and Kieran Culkin as Dave’s troubled cousin, Benji. The duo are taking a trip to Poland to visit the childhood home of their late, beloved grandmother who recently passed away. Both have taken the loss hard but Benji in particular has been reeling from the loss as he and grandma were exceptionally close. According to Benji, granny was the only one who could withstand his relentless onslaught of telling it like it is. The rest of the family kept Benji at arms length. 

In recent years, that also included Dave who has started a successful career in online sales and has a wife and a child. He and Benji used to be as close as brothers but as Benji became more and more outspoken about family issues, even Dave was forced to pull away. There was also the typical life stuff of just being busy. Now, the two are going to be alone together for a week in a foreign country and it will be a test of their relationship unlike any other. Naturally, Benji kicks off the trip by telling Dave he’s sneaking weed into Poland, stoking Dave’s already inflamed anxiety over the trip.

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Movie Review Red One

Red One 

Directed by Jake Kasdan 

Written by Chris Morgan 

Starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Chris Evans, J.K Simmons, Lucy Liu, and Kiernan Shipka

Release Date November 15th, 2024 

Published November 15th, 2024 

Red One exists in the space between an eye roll and a groan. It’s an elderly screenplay that creaks with the tropes of a late 90s to early 2000s buddy comedy/action movies. It’s also a family Christmas movie so it’s forcefully benign, as such movies are when they are intended to live forever in the background of family gatherings playing on a loop on the Superstation or the USA Network. I understand if you assume that I hate Red One but I don’t. I can barely remember having experienced Red One. It’s a dim and dying memory mere hours after seeing it. 

Red One stars Dwayne The Rock Johnson as Callum Drift, head of security for E.L.F, Santa Claus’ personal security team. They’re like the secret service but for Santa. Santa is played by J.K Simmons as a mischievous sort who likes to go to a mall in the days before Christmas to speak to kids as if he weren’t the real Santa Claus. It’s on these trips to the mall where Callum has begun to lose the magic of Christmas. Watching adults argue and bicker and steal and fight over gift items has taken a toll on Callum who has decided to resign as Santa’s top guy.

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Movie Review Wicket Pt 1

Wicked Part 1 

Directed by John M. Chu 

Written by Winnie Holzman, Dana Fox 

Starring Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Michelle Yeoh, Jeff Goldblum 

Release Date November 22nd, 2024 

Published November 22nd, 2024 

I really enjoy musicals. I love movie musicals. I love the Tom Hooper adaptation of Les Miserables. All of this is mentioned to lay out my qualifications as someone who is more than merely open to loving musicals. And I was open to loving Wicked Part 1, even as I have never experienced the stage musical beyond seeing Idina Menzel sing Defying Gravity in a clip on Tik Tok. So, why don’t I love Wicked Part 1? I’m not quite sure. I don’t dislike Wicked, I recommend you see Wicked, but this article is going to be about me trying to figure out why I like but don’t love Wicked. 

Wicked stars Cynthia Erivo as Elphaba, the woman who will become the famed and reviled Wicked Witch of the West. Elphaba was born green and this has rendered her as an outcast from birth. Thus, when she arrives at Shiz University, she’s a spectacle, whether she wants to be or not. This is magnified by her first meeting with the most popular student at Shiz, Galinda (Ariana Grande), a pink and bubbly young woman who desires to become a witch under the tutelage of the university’s most well known and respected sorceress, Madame Morrible (Michelle Yeoh).

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Movie Review Queer

Queer 

Directed by Luca Guadignino 

Written by Justin Kuritzkes

Starring Daniel Craig, Drew Starkey, Jason Schwartzman 

Release Date November 27th, 2024 

Published December 2nd, 2024

Queer stars Daniel Craig in an adaptation of a William S. Burroughs novel of the same title. Craig stars as William Lee, an independently wealthy traveler on the run from a drug bust in the states and hiding out in Mexico City. Lee has found a small collection of fellow outsiders, gay hustlers, and so on, fleeing from the prying eyes of 1950s America for the seedy underbelly of Mexico City. While Lee enjoys the nightlife of the area, he’s a romantic at heart who seems to fall in love with the wrong man at every turn. 

His newest love interest is a mysterious former serviceman, Eugene Allerton (Drew Starkey), a strikingly handsome and much younger man who may or may not be gay. Eugene gives many mixed signals about his interests in men, spending much of his time with a female sex worker but also asking around about popular gay hook up spots. Eventually, Lee’s obsession with Eugene landed them both in the same nightclub and, with a little liquid encouragement, the two fall into bed.

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Movie Review Hard Truths

Hard Truths 

Directed by Mike Leigh

Written by Mike Leigh 

Starring Marianne Jean Baptiste, Michele Austin

Released September 2024 

Published December 2nd, 2024 

Hard Truths is a hard watch. The film centers on a performance by Marianne Jean Baptiste, who portrays Pansy, that is often deeply unpleasant. Pansy is a miserable woman whose undiagnosed depression is expressed via deep seated anger and resentment of everyone around her. And I do mean everyone. This includes her patient and devoted husband Curtley (David Webber), their deeply morose son, Moses (Tuwaine Barrett), and Pansy’s loving and open hearted sister, Chantelle (Michele Austin). 

But I said, everyone and I meant it. Thus, when Pansy leaves her home, which is a rarity, she inflicts her vitriol on store clerks, doctors, dentists, and anyone who comes across her path. The film is oppressive in presenting Pansy’s rage as a constantly boiling cauldron splashing molten anger as it begins to overflow everywhere. Pansy is so all-consuming that the movie switches gears to bring us into the lives of Chantelle and her two lovely young daughters, Kayla (Ari Nelson) and Aleisha (Sophia Brown) as a way of allowing the audience a moment to breathe.

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Movie Review Nosferatu

Nosferatu 

Directed by Robert Eggers 

Written by Robert Eggers

Starring Lily Rose Depp, Nicholas Hoult, Willem Dafoe, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Bill Skarsgard

Release December 25th, 2024 

Published December 3rd, 2024 

Robert Eggers is an exceptionally talented director. He’s a master of tone and production design. He has an unfailing eye for compelling visual storytelling. He’s also weird and willing to bring the weird in his movies, see Willem Dafoe’s entire performance in The Lighthouse. This weirdness is part of Robert Eggers’ charm for me and it’s what is missing from his new film, a remake of F.W Murnau’s seminal silent film, Nosferatu. It’s such a straightforward, everything-you-expect remake of Nosferatu that it lacks a personality of its own. 

Nosferatu stars Lily Rose Depp as Ellen Hutter, a newly married woman who has terrifying dreams of a man who claims that he is coming for her. While she’s troubled by her dreams, she tries to keep a brave face for her new husband, Thomas (Nicholas Hoult). Meanwhile, Thomas has received a promotion at work. He’s to travel into the Carpathian Mountains to finalize the expensive sale of a local rundown castle. An aging Count is eager to move to Wisborg and retire, of course we know that his real motivation just happens to be Thomas’s wife.

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Movie Review A Different Man

A Different Man 

Directed by Aaron Schimberg 

Written by Aaron Schimberg 

Starring Sebastian Stan, Renata Reinsve, Aaron Pearson 

Release Date January 21st, 2024 

Published December 4th, 2024 

A Different Man stars Sebastian Stan as an actor named Edward Lemuel. Edward has neurofibromatosis, his face is deeply disfigured. Living in New York City and struggling to get by with what little acting work he can get, Edward meets his new neighbor, Ingrid Vold (Renate Reinsve) and is immediately smitten. She’s an aspiring playwright and the two become friendly though it appears that Ingrid only wants to be friends with Edward, a heartbreaking feeling for poor Edward. 

As he’s struggling along, Edward is also looking for treatments for his condition and an experimental procedure may be the key. Working with a shady doctor, Edward is stunned to find his condition improving and pieces of his old face are falling off to reveal a handsome new man. Not wanting Ingrid to know it’s him, Edward takes the chance to create a new identity, inventing a man named Guy Moratz and claiming to others that Edward had taken his own life.

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Movie Review Babygirl

Babygirl 

Directed by Halina Reijn 

Written by Halina Reijn

Starring Nicole Kidman, Harris Dickinson, Antonio Banderas 

Release Date December 25th, 2024 

Published December 5th, 2024 

Babygirl is a movie about breaking through the surface to get to something real, a real emotion, a real reaction, a true desire. Beneath the glossy veneer of the life of a multi-millionaire CEO with a handsome playwright husband and two exceptionally well adjusted daughters, is a roiling cauldron of sexual frustration and the twisted, perverse desire to risk it all for the thrill of the elicit and forbidden. The forbidden in this case is a 20 something intern named Samuel with six pack abs and a manner precisely used to push past the boundaries of propriety and polite adherence to expectations. 

Nicole Kidman stars in Babygirl as Romy, the high powered CEO of a tech company that is putting many people out of work. Romy justifies this by claiming that her company is relieving people of menial work but this is just her way of justifying profiting from other people’s pain. The grease in the wheels of capitalism is the blood of those at the bottom of the economic ladder but we all politely try and pretend that’s not true. All of us, except for Samuel (Harris Dickinson) who, on his first day as an intern at Romy’s company, bluntly asks the CEO how she feels about putting so many people out of work.

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