Movie Review: Aliens in the Attic

Aliens in the Attic (2009) 

Directed by John Schultz

Written by Mark Bunon, Adam F. Goldberg

Starring Ashley Tisdale, Carter Jenkins, Austin Butler, Kevin Nealon

Release Date July 31st, 2009 

Published August 2nd, 2009

Idiot movies like Aliens in the Attic are why I discourage parents from seeing live action kids flicks. The fact is that 99% of live action kid flicks rot out loud. Aliens in the Attic simply proves the point, only take your kids to animated movies. Even then, wait for it to be a Pixar animated movie.

Aliens in the Attic is the dopey story of ugly green midgets come to earth to take over. Why they begin with a summer house in the middle of nowhere is likely a joke I missed while attempting to retrieve my ever rolling eyes. Standing in the way of the invasion are a group of mean little brats and one not so horrible one.

The not so bad kid is merely boring. He is Tom (Carter Pearson) and from moment one he is picked on by all around him. He is joined by his brainless sister Bethany (Ashley Tisdale), her disturbingly older and creepily leering boyfriend Ricky (Robbie Hoffman) and a group of smaller cousins who, like us, also think Tom is boring.

They are on vacation with a group of the most annoyingly clueless parents ever put to screen. Kevin Nealon and Andy Richter lend unneeded and entirely untapped comic credentials to Aliens in the Attic as the befuddled dads.

Worst of the adults however is poor Doris Roberts. The Emmy nominated mother from Everybody Loves Raymond is called upon to perform karate in some of the most painfully unfunny comic fight scenes put to film. One can only assume that the awful effects used to place Ms. Roberts in these fight scenes are intentionally bad but it's hard to tell when everything in the film is so poorly crafted.

There is not a single laugh or note of originality in one minute of this slapdash mess. Aliens in the Attic was cynically crafted to remove money from people's wallets and nothing more. Call me elitist if you like but I believe movies, especially those made for kids, should enrich the culture.

I believe that when a movie is made for an audience of children that the filmmakers have a duty to make a film of high quality that does more than merely asphyxiate a child for 90 minutes while mom and dad play sudoku on their iPhones. A movie made for kids should have a point and purpose and short of that should at the very least intrigue and involve the imagination.

Kids will get nothing of the sort from Aliens in the Attic a mindless piece of dreck that shutters the imagination in favor of cheap and easy gags and bad special effects. Ugh.

Movie Review Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer

Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer (2011) 

Directed by John Schultz

Written by Megan McDonald, Kathy Waugh

Starring Heather Graham, Paris Mosteller, Preston Bailey, Jaleel White

Release Date June 10th, 2011 

Published June 11th, 2011

"Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer" arrives in theaters on Friday, June 10th and while author Megan McDonald, who originated the character Judy Moody in a series of Kid-Lit books in 2000, has a book out now of the same title, in a rare break with convention, the story of Not Bummer Summer was created specifically for the Judy's big screen debut.

Judy Moody The Movie

"Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer" stars newcomer Jordana Beatty as Judy Moody, a quirky pre-teen with big plans for a thrilling summer. Judy has devised a game for her friends that involves earning thrill points. But, when Judy's best pals each have to leave for the summer and Judy is suddenly left with her little brother Stink in the care of their unusual Aunt Opal (Heather Graham), Judy's summer looks like a bummer.

In 2009 producers with Smokewood Entertainment approached author Megan McDonald about bringing Judy Moody to the big screen. Many of the biggest movie studios in Hollywood chased the project but it was Smokewood that offered the most unique and daring opportunity for the author.

A Break from Convention

In an effort to stay true to the spirit of Judy Moody, Megan McDonald was offered the chance to author the screenplay herself with the aid of her longtime friend, and professional screenwriter, Kathy Waugh. Together, McDonald and Waugh launched a story that, in a break with Hollywood convention, was not a direct adaptation of an existing Judy Moody book but a new story that launched from the existing characters.

Producer Sarah Siegel Magness, who was producing the Oscar Nominated drama "Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire" when she obtained the rights to Judy Moody, says "We drew inspiration from the existing books without repeating actual storylines." That means that fans of the Judy Moody books are in for an entirely new Judy adventure on the big screen.

Heather Graham is Aunt Opal

Heather Graham co-stars in "Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer '' as Aunt Opal, a character that Judy Moody fans will get to know for the first time in Judy's first big screen adventure. Says author Megan McDonald of Aunt Opal, "We spent a good deal of time developing (Aunt Opal) and writing a whole backstory for Aunt Opal." "She's very artistic and a little bit outside the box but not wacky, she sparkles with energy."

Your Judy Moody Favorites

Aside from Aunt Opal, each of your favorite Judy Moody characters are back in '˜Not Bummer Summer' including Amy Namey (Taylar Hendar), Rocky (Garrett Ryan), Frank (Preston Bailey), Stink (Paris Mosteller) and Judy's favorite teacher, Mr. Todd (Jaleel White.)

Characters new and well known will enjoy a '˜Not Bummer Summer' in theaters nationwide Friday, June 10th.