Classic Movie Review Roxanne

Roxanne

Directed by Fred Schepisi

Written by Edmond Rostand, Steve Martin

Starring Steve Martin, Darryl Hannah, Damon Wayans, Shelley Duvall

Release Date June 19th, 1987

The Steve Martin-Darryl Hannah comedy "Roxanne" celebrated its 30th anniversary recently, prompting a nostalgic rewatch for many. As a child, the film was a source of endless laughter, but revisiting it as an adult revealed its flaws. The experience was underwhelming, leaving a sense of disappointment.

Similarly, revisiting Martin's 1980 standup comedy special, "In Honor of Steve," highlighted a disconnect from his earlier work. This isn't to say that Martin lacks comedic talent or that his work is universally unfunny; it's a matter of personal taste and how humor evolves over time. What was once hilarious now falls flat.

A prime example of this disconnect is the opening scene of "Roxanne," a fight scene meant to showcase C.D. Bales' sensitivity about his large nose. The scene feels awkward and forced, failing to establish C.D.'s character effectively, especially considering it's the audience's introduction to him.

The film is filled with instances of excessive physical comedy, often at the expense of character development and narrative cohesion. One example occurs after the pivotal scene where C.D., disguised as Chris, confesses his love to Roxanne. Despite the emotional weight of the scene, the film abruptly shifts into a jarring and unfunny physical comedy routine. This unnecessary addition disrupts the narrative flow and undercuts the emotional impact of the scene. Martin's physical antics, while perhaps amusing to some, detract from the film's overall effectiveness.

While "Roxanne" has its moments of charm, and Steve Martin shares undeniable chemistry with the main characters, particularly Darryl Hannah, there are glimpses of untapped potential. The meet-cute scene, for instance, is genuinely delightful. Martin's wit shines through, and the scene exudes charm. Had the film maintained this focus on wit and clever dialogue instead of relying on slapstick humor, "Roxanne" could have been a standout romantic comedy of the 1980s.

Ultimately, it's the failure to capitalize on this potential that diminishes the film's appeal. "Roxanne" is a flawed film with moments of charm. It's mediocre, occasionally bordering on creepy, and while it has its moments, it could have been so much more. The film's shortcomings highlight the importance of balance and restraint in comedy, as well as the need to adapt humor to evolving tastes and sensibilities.

Classic Movie Review Time Bandits

Time Bandits (1993)

Directed by Terry Gilliam

Written by Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin 

Starring John Cleese, Sean Connery, Shelley Duvall, Ian Holm, Craig Warnock 

Release Date July 2nd, 1981 

Published November 28th, 2023 

A young boy is lying in bed, fighting off sleep, but seemingly losing the fight. All of a sudden, a horse with a man in armor bursts out of his cupboard and leaps over his bed before riding off into the distance of his bedroom wall which has somehow become an ancient meadow. You naturally might assume that this is a dream sequence, a short nightmare perhaps. But director Terry Gilliam is toying with you. He has the parents come to the child's room immediately following the nightmare and, though the boy's room is suddenly back in order, the parents claimed he was making quite a lot of noise. They tell him to knock it off and go to bed. 

The following day, our hero, Kevin (Craig Warnock) is desperately eager to get back to bed. He's ready with a flashlight and a polaroid camera at hand in case the armored horseman returns. The Knight does not return but Kevin's bedroom is once again magically transformed. This time, a group of 6 little people carrying a magical map invade Kevin's bedroom and begin to wreak havoc. These six men are on the run from a God-like entity from whom, they have stolen a magical map of time. The map allows them to travel to places throughout world history where they can steal all the treasure they want. 

Naturally, Kevin gets caught up in the time travel chicanery as the bandits take him with them on their journey. The first stop is Italy where they land in the midst of the battle of Castiglione. Then it's off to meet Napoleon in France where they manage to get into Napoleon's inner circle simply because they are the only people Napoleon is taller than. Ian Holm plays Napoleon as a height obsessed goof whose idiocy leads to his new friends stealing his entire treasury. The bandits make a narrow escape with their stolen goods and land somewhere in England in the time of Robin Hood. 

Robin Hood is played by some a****** TERF who I will not name and he assumes that the Bandits treasure is their contribution to his cause, stealing from the rich to give to the poor. This sequence introduces a running gag involving Michael Palin and Shelley Duvall as the most unlucky reincarnated couple in human history. In Robin Hood's era they are robbed multiple times and left to die tied to a tree in their underwear. When we see them again, they are also on the brink of death on a historically doomed voyage. 

The most notable stop on their journey is Mycenaean Greece where King Agamemnon (Sean Connery) is found fighting a minotaur. Kevin is somehow alone, his bandit friends having been dropped somewhere else. With no other option, Kevin accompanies the King back to his palace where he is seemingly adopted by the King and really takes to the idea of staying in Greece and becoming royalty. That is until the bandits do arrive and steal Kevin away via there magical map for another strange and unexpected adventure. 

Click here for my full length review at Geeks.Media 

Classic Movie Review Roxanne

Roxanne (1987) 

Directed by Fred Schepisi

Written by Steve Martin 

Starring Steve Martin, Darryl Hannah, Shelley Duvall, Rick Rossovich, Fred Willard 

Release Date June 19th, 1987

Why don’t I love “Roxanne” anymore? The Steve Martin-Darryl Hannah comedy is turning 30 years old this week and will be featured on this week’s I Hate Critics movie review podcast which is being dedicated to the work of Steve Martin, featuring a Steve Martin Top 5 and “The Jerk” as this week’s I Hate Critics Undisputed Classic. So, of course, I watched “Roxanne” and the film left me only mildly amused at best, deeply disappointed at worst.

This confused me because my memory of the film, from being a 10 year old Steve Martin fan, was a non-stop laugh riot. I had a very similar experience when this week I also revisited Martin’s 1980 standup comedy special “In Honor of Steve.” Though my inner 10 year old found delight in Martin’s arrow through the head wackiness and the adult in me could recognize what might be a transgressive sort of anti-comedy peaking around the edges of otherwise earnest prat-falling, I could not find a place between the child and the adult that genuinely enjoyed Martin’s work.

Don’t misunderstand; it’s not that I am arguing Steve Martin isn’t funny, or not in many ways a comic genius, it’s an issue of taste. The adult in me doesn’t find Martin’s antics funny anymore and far too many moments of Roxanne, the extraneous scenes of Martin pulling a random physical gag, the plot friendly but awfully staged gymnastics that his C.B Bales is capable of for the purpose of god knows what, they’re unnecessary and distracting and rarely very funny.

There are multiple examples of these extraneous scenes with only a tenuous connection to the plot of “Roxanne” but let’s look at the very first scene of the film. Let me preface this by saying that I understand the fight scene that begins “Roxanne” is intended to demonstrate that C.D Bales is sensitive about the size of his exceptionally lengthy nose. I also am aware that the film is very loosely based on the play “Cyrano De Bergerac” which also begins with a sword fight. That said, the scene plays awkwardly and doesn’t really shine a positive light on the character of C.D Bales, especially as our introduction to the character.

Read my full review at Geeks.Media linked here.