Movie Review: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) – A Celibacy Challenge Rom-Com That Falls Short

Movie Review: 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) – A Celibacy Challenge Rom-Com That Falls Short 

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 Overview

40 Days and 40 Nights is a 2002 romantic comedy directed by Michael Lehmann. It stars Josh Hartnett, Shannyn Sossamon, and Vinessa Shaw, and centers on a young man who takes a vow of celibacy for Lent — only to meet the perfect girl the moment he swears off sex.

Plot Summary

Matt (Josh Hartnett) is a San Francisco web designer heartbroken from a recent breakup. Tired of meaningless hookups, he decides to give up sex — and all forms of intimacy — for 40 days during Lent. Naturally, right as he embarks on this personal detox, he meets Erica (Shannyn Sossamon), a witty and charming woman who might be exactly what he’s been looking for. Complicating matters, Matt's roommate Ryan discovers the vow and turns it into a public spectacle by launching a betting site on whether Matt can last the full 40 days. As temptations escalate and misunderstandings pile up, Matt’s challenge quickly becomes more about emotional honesty than just abstinence.

What Works

• Performance: Josh Hartnett is affable and occasionally funny in the lead, and Shannyn Sossamon brings a low-key charm to a thinly written love interest.
• Direction: Michael Lehmann (known for Heathers) keeps the film briskly paced and visually polished, even if the story struggles to maintain momentum.
• Concept: The inversion of the usual “guy trying to get laid” trope is refreshing in theory, giving the film a unique starting point in the raunch-com genre.

What Doesn’t Work

• The plot relies heavily on contrivances and avoids real emotional stakes, opting instead for sitcom-level misunderstandings.
• Most supporting characters, especially Matt’s roommate, veer into caricature territory, and the film uses gross-out gags as filler rather than real humor.

Final Thoughts

40 Days and 40 Nights is a watchable but forgettable entry in the early 2000s rom-com scene. While it starts with a clever premise, the execution leans too heavily on clichés and easy laughs. Fans of Josh Hartnett or early-2000s nostalgia may find it mildly entertaining, but for most viewers, it’s a middling experience.

Rating

⭐ Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

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Movie Review: 13 Going on 30 (2004) – A Charming Body-Swap Rom-Com with Heart

Movie Review: 13 Going on 30 (2004) – A Charming Body-Swap Rom-Com with Heart 

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 Overview

13 Going on 30 is a 2004 romantic comedy directed by Gary Winick. It stars Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, and Judy Greer, and follows a 13-year-old girl who magically wakes up as her 30-year-old self and must reckon with the adult life she unknowingly created.

Plot Summary

In 1987, Jenna Rink (Shana Dowdeswell) is a shy teenager who wants nothing more than to fit in with the popular crowd. After a humiliating birthday party prank, she makes a desperate wish to be “thirty, flirty, and thriving.” The next morning, Jenna (now played by Jennifer Garner) wakes up in 2004 — in a swanky New York apartment, working at her dream fashion magazine. But she soon discovers that becoming popular came at a cost: she’s estranged from her best friend Matt (Mark Ruffalo), and the adult version of herself is not someone she likes. As Jenna tries to reconcile her childhood ideals with her grown-up mistakes, she learns that growing up isn’t about skipping the hard parts — it’s about choosing who you want to be.

What Works

• Performance: Jennifer Garner is radiant in her breakout comedic role, fully capturing the innocence and energy of a 13-year-old in a grown woman’s body. Mark Ruffalo adds emotional weight and sincerity to the romantic arc.
• Direction: Gary Winick blends fantasy and feel-good romance with a light, stylish touch. The tone is upbeat without becoming cloying, and the pacing keeps things engaging throughout.
• Themes: The film explores the costs of popularity, the value of true friendship, and the importance of authenticity. It balances nostalgia and emotional sincerity with humor and heart.

What Doesn’t Work

• The title can be misleading, evoking the cheesier body-swap films of the '80s like Vice Versa or 18 Again.
• Some overly cutesy moments feel dated or a little forced — especially in the third act — though they don’t derail the film’s momentum.

Final Thoughts

13 Going on 30 is a surprisingly heartfelt romantic comedy that stands out for its strong performances and a story that hits both funny and emotional beats. Perfect for fans of Big or Legally Blonde, this is a movie that will leave you smiling long after the credits roll.

Rating

⭐ Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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Movie Review Ouija (2014) Dimwitted PG-13 Horror Fails to Start Parker Bros Cinematic Universe

Film Critic Sean Patrick really did not enjoy the attempt to create a board game cinematic universe with Ouja. 

Overview 

Why is no one impressed by the fact that ghosts exist? The stars of the movie Ouija suddenly find themselves in a world where the dead can communicate with the living via a haunted piece of wood and this doesn't fundamentally alter their entire worldview? If I had legitimately witnessed proof of the supernatural my mind would break. I would not be able to function. These nitwits act like this is just another day except a friend of theirs is dead. 

Plot Summary 

Debbie (Shelley Hennig) dies by suicide after a strange Ouija board incident. Her friends Laine (Olivia Cooke), Trevor (Daren Kagasoff), Sarah (Ana Coto), Isabelle (Bianca Santos), and Debbie's boyfriend Pete (Douglas Smith) use the board to contact her but instead reach a spirit called "DZ." They see the image of a girl with a sewn mouth who warns them of her mother. And, they learn Debbie found and used the board alone. Isabelle is possessed and killed. 

Laine and Pete discover the board belonged to the Zander family. They learn Doris Zander, a missing girl whose medium mother sewed her mouth shut, was used to channel spirits. Her sister Paulina (Lin Shaye) tells Laine to find Doris' body in a secret room and unstitch her mouth to banish the mother's spirit. Yawn.

What Works

• Lin Shaye - Horror icon Lin Shaye improves any movie that she appears in, even something as insipid as Ouija. 
• Olivia Cooke - Olivia Cooke has a future as a leading lady, even if Ouija does not speak well of her talent or appeal. 

What Doesn't Work 

• Basic Logic: Why introduce the rules of Ouija and then not make use of them? One of the rules of the Ouija board is never play in a graveyard. Do you know what these characters never do? Play in a fucking graveyard! Now, the only thing I can think of is: what would happen if they played in a graveyard?
• Lore: I am so sick of characters who are entirely unimpressed by the things that torment them. I realize we are no longer easily moved by spectacle in this day and age but the characters in Ouija should be a little more surprised by what they see?
• The Male Cast-members: Daren Kagasoff and Douglas Smith are basically interchangeable. Neither actor makes an impression. Forgettable would a compliment to these performances. 

Final Thoughts

If I saw a ghost I'd probably spend the rest of my life processing this previously unbelievable thing. Sure, I might have a few logical questions about how the ghost possibly exists, not a few of which are inspired  by Scooby Doo episodes, but with such curiosities satisfied I would likely move on to HOLY SHIT GHOSTS EXIST!!! GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

Has no one ever noticed that the only people who believe in Ouija boards are those with a little self interest tied into the board working? It's either people lost in grief, desperate to contact lost loved ones, or people who make money off those grieving folks. How has this logic escaped so many people? 

How is it that the Ouija board and other such nonsense have survived the technological revolution? Anyone ever wonder about that?

It seems that no matter how much evidence exists to debunk the paranormal or supernatural, the mind still craves the belief. It's undoubtedly an expression of the fear of death. We all want so desperately to believe in the afterlife that we can rationalize just about anything, including the fact that none of us have ever seen a ghost or a demon but so many of us choose to believe they exist. 

That's got nothing to with the movie Ouija but it was a more interesting series of thoughts than anything in Ouija. 

Rating

⭐ Rating: [0 out of 5 stars]

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Men in Black 3 Review: Time-Travel, Alien Hijinks & a Spot-On Josh Brolin Performance

Film critic Sean Patrick reviews Men in Black 3, praising its time-travel twist, Josh Brolin’s uncanny Tommy Lee Jones impression, and the film’s action-packed, alien-filled fun.

Overview 

As a regional media film critic, I’ve seen my fair share of sequels, but Men in Black 3 manages to surprise and entertain in ways few third installments can. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones return, but this time around, there’s a twist—Agent K is played mostly by Josh Brolin.

Yes, you read that right. Thanks to a clever time-travel plot, Agent J (Will Smith) must travel back to the 1960s to save his partner, Agent K. In the past, K is portrayed by Josh Brolin—and his impression of a young Tommy Lee Jones is nothing short of astonishing.

Plot Summary

Agent J's (Will Smith) newest case forces him to travel back in time to the start of the Men in Black project. This takes J back to 1969 where he will team up with Agent K (played as a young man by Josh Brolin, doing a perfect Tommy Lee Jones impression), and retrieve a piece of information that is needed to save the world.

What Works

• Josh Brolin is Tommy Lee Jones - Brolin’s performance is so pitch-perfect, it’s as if the filmmakers truly traveled back in time to cast a young Tommy Lee Jones. The mimicry is seamless, and what starts as a novelty quickly becomes completely natural. You forget you’re watching Brolin—he is Agent K.
• Will is Still Will - Will Smith's comic timing and charisma remains top notch
• Tommy Lee Jones - Though his role is more limited this time, still brings weight and gravitas when he’s on screen. He’s as good as ever.

What Doesn't Work 

• Not enough Tommy Lee Jones 

Final Thoughts 

The film is fast-paced, funny, and full of heart. It delivers exactly what you’d hope for from the franchise:

• Spectacular special effects

• Clever humor

• Wild alien designs

And, of course, the charismatic Will Smith at the center of it all

In short, Men in Black 3 is phenomenal. Whether you’re in it for the nostalgia, the sci-fi action, or the humor, this movie delivers. It’s perfect for a Memorial Day weekend outing—fun for longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Rating

⭐ Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

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Movie Review: Don’t Breathe (2016) – A Claustrophobic Home Invasion Thriller

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Overview 

Don’t Breathe is a 2016 horror-thriller directed by Fede Álvarez. The film stars Jane Levy, Dylan Minnette, and Stephen Lang. Set in the desolate neighborhoods of Detroit, the story follows three young burglars who target the home of a blind Gulf War veteran, believing it to be an easy heist. However, they soon discover that the blind man is far more dangerous than they anticipated. 

Plot Summary Rocky (Jane Levy), her boyfriend Money (Daniel Zovatto), and their friend Alex (Dylan Minnette) are small-time burglars in Detroit. Desperate for a better life, they plan a final heist: robbing a blind man’s house rumored to contain a substantial cash settlement. The blind man (Stephen Lang), a reclusive Gulf War veteran, lives alone in a dilapidated neighborhood. What seems like an easy job turns into a nightmare as the trio finds themselves trapped and hunted in a house full of secrets. 

 What Works Stephen Lang’s Performance: Lang delivers a chilling portrayal of the blind man, exuding menace without uttering many words. Tension and Atmosphere: The film masterfully builds suspense, utilizing silence and darkness to create a claustrophobic experience. Direction: Fede Álvarez’s direction keeps the audience on edge, with tight pacing and inventive camera work. 

 What Doesn’t Work Character Development: The backstories of the protagonists are somewhat underdeveloped, making it harder to empathize with their plight. Third Act Twists: Some plot developments in the final act may feel over-the-top or implausible to certain viewers. 

 Final Thoughts Don’t Breathe stands out as a tense and innovative entry in the home invasion subgenre. While it has its flaws, the film’s ability to keep viewers on the edge of their seats is commendable. Horror enthusiasts looking for a suspenseful ride will find much to appreciate here. 

 ⭐ Rating 4 out of 5 stars

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Snow White and the Huntsman Review: Grim Fairy Tale, Gorgeous Visuals, Disappointing Execution

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 Overview Film critic Sean Patrick reviews Snow White and the Huntsman, praising its visuals and Chris Hemsworth’s performance, but finding Kristen Stewart’s lead and the overall film underwhelming. 

 Plot Summary This version of Snow White dives deep into a grimmer tone, clearly aiming for epic fantasy territory. Kristen Stewart (Twilight) stars as Snow White, the daughter of a murdered king, imprisoned and later hunted by the queen’s enforcer: Eric the Huntsman, played by Chris Hemsworth—yes, that Chris Hemsworth, better known as Thor. 

 What Works Chris Hemsworth as The Huntsman: Chris Hemsworth brings gravitas and energy to the role. He even serves as a sort of narrator, helping guide the audience through the sometimes convoluted story. His performance is a standout. High Camp and Glamour: Charlize Theron is deliciously over-the-top as the Evil Queen. She brings flair and menace to every scene she’s in. The Production: The production design is stunning—this film looks amazing, with sweeping landscapes, haunting forests, and lavish costumes. 

 What Doesn’t Work Kristen Stewart: Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for Kristen Stewart. While I generally like her work, she falls flat here. Her portrayal of Snow White lacks the depth and presence needed for such an iconic character, and her performance drags the film down. Style Over Substance: Snow White and the Huntsman is a classic case of style over substance. Beneath its beautiful exterior, it’s hollow. Great visuals can’t save a weak lead performance or a story that struggles to find emotional resonance. 

 Final Thoughts In the end, Snow White and the Huntsman is a big-budget disappointment. Despite its impressive visuals and a solid supporting performance from Hemsworth, I can’t recommend it. Skip this one and save your movie dollars for something more engaging. 

 ⭐ Rating 2 out of 5 stars 

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Contraband Movie Review: Mark Wahlberg Powers This Action Thriller

Read our review of Contraband starring Mark Wahlberg and Kate Beckinsale. Find out why Wahlberg’s performance elevates this otherwise average action thriller.Movie Review: Contraband (2012)

Overview

Mark Wahlberg returns to the big screen in Contraband, an action-packed thriller hitting theaters this weekend. Directed by Baltasar Kormákur, the film stars Wahlberg as a reformed smuggler forced back into the criminal underworld when his brother-in-law makes a deadly mistake.

Plot Summary

A former smuggler, Chris Farraday (Mark Wahlberg) ventures to Panama in a desperate attempt to secure millions in fake currency, his mission driven by the need to shield his brother-in-law, Andy (Caleb Landry Jones) from a dangerous drug kingpin, Briggs, played by Giovanni Ribisi. Briggs meanwhile, has Chris''s family, including Chris's wife, Kate (Kate Beckinsale), hostage to assure that Chris accomplishes his mission.

What Works?

• Mark Wahlberg

  . If you’re a fan of his tough-but-sympathetic screen presence, you’ll enjoy this film. Wahlberg brings a compelling intensity to the role, playing a good man who’s forced to do bad things to protect his family. It’s a classic anti-hero narrative, and Wahlberg handles it with his usual gritty charisma.

  
  
• Giovanni Ribisi: Though he's not the most intimidating bad guy you’ll ever see, Ribisi delivers a solid performance, bringing just enough wild unpredictability to his character to make things interesting.
  
  

What Doesn't Work

• Formulaic Storytelling: The plot is formulaic, and without its star power, it might’ve faded into the crowd of generic action flicks.
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• Kate Beckinsale: Beckinsale is far too good of an actress to play such a merely functional role in Contraband.

Final Thoughts

Contraband is a serviceable action movie made notably better by its leading man. If you enjoy Mark Wahlberg’s work, it’s definitely worth checking out.

Rating

⭐ Rating: 2.5 out of 5 stars]

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Movie Review School of Rock

School of Rock is among the best comedies this century. This century is less than 20 years old but still, that's among hundreds of successful and failed comedies. It's still impressive is my point. With Jack Black back in theaters this weekend I decided to take a look back at my favorite piece of his work as a leading man. That, undoubtedly is School of Rock. While Black is arguably better in his supporting role in High Fidelity or his leading role in the little seen indie movie Bernie, School of Rock is the perfect distillation of Jack Black as a movie star, a comic, and an actor. 

School of Rock stars Jack Black as Dewey Finn, a faltering rock star whose just been kicked out the band he started. With no gigs coming and no job, Dewey is facing eviction from the small corner of his friend Ned's (Mike White) apartment. Dewey is desperately at odds with Ned's bossy new girlfriend, Patti (Sarah Silverman) who is pushing soft touch Ned to throw Dewey out if he can't come up with rent. When Dewey fails in his attempt to hock his guitar, he appears to be completely out of options. Then, luck strikes when Dewey intercepts a call for Ned about a substitute teaching job at a tony, high priced private school. 

Seeing teaching as an easy gig that will pay enough to keep him in his home, Dewey impersonates Ned and takes the job. Once in the job, Dewey figures he can coast just sitting behind the desk and sending the kids on recess. Then he hears the kids playing music in music class and he hatches a crazy plan. Utilizing his seemingly unlimited knowledge of rock n'roll, Dewey will transform these pre-teens into the kind of rock n'roll band that he can use to stick it to his former band and compete at a battle of the bands for a $20,000 grand prize. 

Naturally, through the bond of music Dewey comes to gain a new maturity and sensitivity while the kids discover new talents and confidence within themselves. This is a stock arc that dates back to the silent movie era. It's the kind of stock uplift that you see in television pilots and in Lifetime channel comedies. All of that said, the key is taking these stock elements and building on them and that is exactly what director Richard Linklater and writer Mike White do in School of Rock. The basic structure is strong and yet loose enough to allow Jack Black to shine and improvise and deliver the kind of loose and fun performance that made him a star. 

Jack Black is not a star for everyone. His spastic dancing, his odd affectations and often bizarre manner can grate on some audiences. I happen to be a big fan of Jack Black's tics and tricks. I enjoy his strange energetic performances which recall Jim Carrey in the Ace Ventura movies but with pathos and a more recognizable personality. Black is absolutely hysterical as Dewey. His massive personality pops off the screen from the first moment and Jack Black plus a classroom of cute kids is a recipe for comic gold. Black himself is a big kid and he throws himself into both the role of manchild best friend and budding grown up. 

The kids are something of a faceless mass but a couple stand out. Miranda Cosgrover, the future star of the not bad at all I-Carly, is completely adorable as the business smart grade grubber Summer. I adored the scene where Cosgrove approaches Dewey to confront him about assigning her the role of Groupie for the band project. It's a really funny scene and she nails it. The other stand out for me was Maryam Hassan as Tomika, the shy but super talented singer whom Dewey inspires to come out her shell and come out with her incredibly big and bold voice. It's shocking to find out she never acted again and carries no other IMDB credits after 2003. 

Richard Linklater's best work tends to be small and independent. He doesn't appear comfortable as a mainstream director working for a studio. School of Rock is the rare exception where Linklater lends his considerable talent well to a mainstream feature film. It helps that Mike White gave him a strong and funky script to work with and that he had Jack Black at the height of his powers, but there is still plenty to indicate his strong directorial hand at work. In his other mainstream work such as the remake of Bad News Bears, Linklater doesn't appear nearly as engaged in the process and it shows in the lackadaisical plodding pace of that film. School of Rock is like an unstoppable rocket whole Bad News Bears was a massive dud. 

Recently, Andrew Lloyd Webber of all people turned School of Rock into a Broadway sensation. The original idea for the film was for it to be a musical and now Webber and his creative team are realizing that original vision. It says something however, about the strengths of School of Rock that it could be so radically reimagined and still become one of the iconic comedies of this young century. School of Rock is a buzzy, energetic and wildly funny movie. I stand by the statement that this is one of the best comedies of the last 20 years. Watch it for yourself and you will see a very basic story told with great invention, energy, love and passion. What more can we ask of a great comedy?

X-Men: Apocalypse Review – The Best of the Recent Trilogy?

Sean Patrick reviews X-Men: Apocalypse, calling it the strongest entry in the recent X-Men trilogy, with standout performances from Michael Fassbender and Sophie Turner.

By Sean Patrick, Regional Media Film Critic

X-Men: Apocalypse, directed by Bryan Singer, is the latest chapter in the ever-evolving X-Men cinematic universe. Set ten years after the events of Days of Future Past, the film introduces a new timeline shaped by Wolverine’s time-traveling heroics. And in this revised history, a powerful ancient mutant named Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac) emerges with a grim plan to cleanse the world and build anew—with only mutants he deems worthy left standing.

The Plot

The X-Men must rally to stop him. Professor Xavier (James McAvoy), Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence), and Magneto (Michael Fassbender) return, alongside younger versions of classic characters like Jean Grey (Sophie Turner), Cyclops, and Nightcrawler, as students stepping into hero roles.

Apocalypse recruits his own Four Horsemen—including a lost and vengeful Magneto—and sets the stage for an all-out war between mutants that will define the future of their kind.

Why It Works

Among the recent trilogy (First Class, Days of Future Past, and Apocalypse), this is the most coherent and entertaining installment. The storytelling feels more focused, the tone better balanced, and the humor and pacing are much stronger than its predecessors.

Michael Fassbender gives a powerful, emotionally rich performance as Magneto. He’s given real stakes, and he delivers one of the best performances of the entire X-Men saga. Sophie Turner, as Jean Grey, is also a highlight—she brings subtlety and strength to her role and has several standout scenes that hint at the character’s future importance.

Mixed Performances

Unfortunately, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique feels like she’s phoning it in. Her performance lacks energy and engagement, and at times it seems like she’d rather be anywhere else. It doesn’t ruin the film, but it does drag down some otherwise strong ensemble moments.

Final Verdict

Sure, there are plot holes you could nitpick, and some moments feel overly familiar for the franchise. But taken as a whole, X-Men: Apocalypse stands out as the most solid and satisfying entry in the recent X-Men reboot series.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)

If you’re a fan of the X-Men universe or just looking for a fun, action-packed weekend watch, I do recommend checking it out.

I’m Sean Patrick. Thanks for reading.

A Bigger Splash Review: A Brilliant, Twisting Drama with Career-Best Performances

Sean Patrick reviews A Bigger Splash, a standout film from 2016 starring Tilda Swinton, Ralph Fiennes, and Matthias Schoenaerts. A gripping, intellectual must-see.

By Sean Patrick, Regional Media Film Critic

A Bigger Splash is one of the best films of 2016—an elegant, cerebral, and emotionally intense drama directed by Luca Guadagnino. It stars Tilda Swinton, Matthias Schoenaerts, Ralph Fiennes, and Dakota Johnson in a complex story of passion, power, and disruption on a remote Sicilian island.

The Plot

Swinton plays Marianne Lane, a legendary rock star recovering from throat surgery. She's vacationing in quiet seclusion with her boyfriend, Paul (Matthias Schoenaerts), hoping to heal and avoid the outside world. But their peace is shattered by the unexpected arrival of her exuberant ex-lover and producer, Harry (Ralph Fiennes), who brings with him his enigmatic daughter Penelope (Dakota Johnson).

Harry is a whirlwind—imagine Ralph Fiennes channeling Robin Williams. His energy is explosive, his charm undeniable, and his presence destabilizing. Fiennes gives one of the most unique performances of his career—magnetic, obnoxious, and unforgettable. He’s a character you both cringe at and care about.

Standout Performances

Tilda Swinton is mesmerizing, playing Marianne with extraordinary subtlety, especially since her character is nearly mute due to the surgery. Her silence creates space for Fiennes to dominate scenes, and for tension to build through body language and expression.

Matthias Schoenaerts delivers the best performance of his career as Paul, a man caught between loyalty and discomfort. His internal conflict is palpable, as he tries to hold it all together while unraveling inside.

Dakota Johnson adds intrigue as Penelope—a mysterious and possibly manipulative presence. Her role becomes more layered as the story unfolds, and the film wisely avoids telegraphing her motivations too clearly.

Why It Works

A Bigger Splash is a film that rewards careful viewing. The plot is full of quiet symbolism, moral complexity, and unexpected twists. Rather than spoon-feeding its themes, the movie lets them simmer and unfold organically. There’s no hand-holding—just deeply intelligent filmmaking that respects its audience.

The direction, writing, and cinematography are top-tier. This is not just a film about relationships—it's about performance, control, desire, and the emotional residue of the past. And it builds to a finale that is both shocking and earned.

Final Verdict

A Bigger Splash is one of the most thoughtful, beautifully crafted films of the decade. With career-best performances from Ralph Fiennes and Matthias Schoenaerts, and yet another masterclass from Tilda Swinton, it’s a must-see for anyone who appreciates smart, layered cinema.

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5)

I’m Sean Patrick. Thanks for reading.

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Alice Through the Looking Glass Review: Better Than the Original, But Still a CGI Mess

Film critic Sean Patrick reviews Alice Through the Looking Glass. It’s better than Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, but still overwhelmed by CGI and odd performances.

By Sean Patrick, Regional Media Film Critic

Released in 2016, Alice Through the Looking Glass arrives as the sequel to Tim Burton’s 2010 Alice in Wonderland—a film I genuinely despised. I still do, six years later. That original outing was an irritating display of cloying whimsy, ugly CGI, and grating performances—particularly from Johnny Depp.

Fortunately, Alice Through the Looking Glass, directed by James Bobin, manages to rise above its predecessor—though only barely.

Plot Summary

This time around, the story hinges on the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp), who is falling into a deep melancholy. He believes his long-lost family, presumed dead, might still be alive. When no one believes him, he begins to fade away both emotionally and physically. Alice (Mia Wasikowska) must travel back in time to uncover the truth.

To do this, she seeks help from Time himself, played by Sacha Baron Cohen. In one surprisingly moving scene, Cohen and Wasikowska manage a rare emotional connection—one of the only genuinely effective moments in the film.

Performance & Visuals

But one scene isn’t enough to save a movie so weighed down by excessive CGI. Nothing in this film feels tangible. Even basic set pieces—like handrails—are rendered digitally. The result is a visually exhausting film that offers little in the way of immersion or wonder.

Johnny Depp’s portrayal of the Mad Hatter continues to be aggressively grating. His performance, like much of the film, is loud, chaotic, and difficult to endure.

Final Verdict

Alice Through the Looking Glass is not a good movie. It is, however, a less bad movie than its predecessor. That’s the best I can say. While it has a moment or two of clarity, they’re quickly swallowed by the same garish spectacle that plagued the first film.

Rating: ⭐⭐☆☆☆ (2/5)

I’m Sean Patrick. Thanks for reading.

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Movie Review Hell or High Water

Hell or High Water Review (2016): Chris Pine & Jeff Bridges Deliver Oscar-Worthy Performances

In Hell or High Water, Pine and Foster play two brothers pushed to extremes. Facing foreclosure on their family farm, they start robbing the very banks trying to take their land—banks that loaned their mother money she could never repay. Their goal? Use the stolen money to pay back the same banks and reclaim what’s rightfully theirs.

Ben Foster is electric as the unpredictable, recently released ex-con, while Chris Pine portrays the more grounded, morally conflicted brother doing bad things for what he believes are good reasons. Jeff Bridges plays the seasoned Texas Ranger chasing them down—a sharp, instinctual character trying to stop them before things spiral even further.

The film unfolds like a modern western, blending Coen Brothers grit with classical Western atmosphere. Its tight pacing, gorgeous cinematography, and powerful performances make it one of the most compelling films of 2016.

The final confrontation between Chris Pine and Jeff Bridges is unforgettable—arguably the best scene in any film that year. It’s layered, intense, and laced with regret, justice, and understanding.

More than just a crime drama, Hell or High Water tackles the economic desperation of rural America and how far people will go when the system is rigged against them.

Bottom line? Hell or High Water is the best movie I saw in 2016. Don’t miss it—expect Oscar nominations for both Pine and Bridges.

Movie Review Yoga Hosers

Film Review: Yoga Hosers – Dumb on Purpose, and Proud of It

By Sean Patrick

Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers is not your average horror-comedy—it’s proudly weird, self-aware, and ridiculously dumb… and that’s kind of the point.

Starring Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp, this quirky flick follows two high school sophomores who work at a Canadian convenience store and suddenly find themselves battling sentient bratwursts—yes, bratwursts—reanimated by a Nazi scientist. These creatures, dubbed “Bratsies,” are hilariously portrayed by Smith himself, bringing a surreal level of absurdity to the screen.

Tied loosely to Smith’s previous film Tusk, Yoga Hosers is the second entry in his self-proclaimed “Canadian Trilogy.” Justin Long also returns, this time as a yoga instructor named Yogi Bear (yes, really), who teaches the girls the ancient art of yoga-based butt-kicking.

Let’s be clear: this is a bad movie—but it knows it’s bad. Unlike films that flop due to lack of effort or vision, Yoga Hosersis intentionally dumb, a loving throwback to campy ‘80s horror where the fun is in how off-the-rails things get. Smith’s joy in making it is palpable, and that infectious energy carries the film further than you’d expect.

While this movie definitely won’t be for everyone—it’s tailor-made for a niche audience with a taste for kitsch and meta-humor—those who catch its wavelength will likely find it charming, hilarious, and even a little bit brilliant in its own warped way.

Verdict: A knowingly stupid, joyfully bad movie that you’ll either love or hate—but it’s never boring.

TV Review The People Vs. O.J Simpson American Crime Story

The People vs O.J Simpson: An American Crime Story 

Directed by Ryan Murphy 

Written by Ryan Murphy, Jeffrey Toobin

Starring Cuba Gooding Jr., John Travolta, Sterling K. Brown, Sarah Paulsen

Release Date February 2nd, 2016

The People vs. O.J Simpson: An American Crime Story is the best thing I have seen on television in quite some time. This engrossing melodrama from the creators of American Horror Story takes viewers inside the O.J Simpson saga in ways we have only ever imagined. Moment to moment drama and tension build from O.J's limo driver seeing a figure crossing the lawn to the mansion just after the murders, to O.J's odd excuses for being late to that limo to the discovery of the bodies of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, the authentic, engrossing drama of never lets up. 

Cuba Gooding Jr. takes on the role of O.J Simpson and delivers big time with a powerful performance that captures O.J's arrogance, fear, and startling temper. Gooding's O.J is at first eerily calm and agreeable but quickly turns scattered and volatile like a wounded animal stuck in a trap. When the white bronco arrives in episode two, Malcolm Jamal Warner's A.C Cowlings only adds to the remarkable authenticity of the scene that will have you feeling as if you are in that Bronco as the legendary chase plays out. 

The cast of The People vs. O.J Simpson is uniformly fantastic. In an unpredictably great performance, John Travolta stars as Robert Shapiro, the celebrity lawyer O.J turns to before each agrees that a more cynical and calculated choice, Johnny Cochrane (Courtney B. Vance), is more suited to the defense they are planning. Travolta's Shapiro is canny and practical in the face of the incredible storm of media. David Schwimmer is equally great as the good-hearted Robert Kardashian, O.J's friend whose desperate hope for O.J's innocence becomes genuinely heartbreaking as the realization hits him. 

On the other side of the aisle, Sarah Paulson cuts a brilliant figure as prosecutor Marcia Clark. Paulson captures the humanity behind the professional and aloof manner many complained about in Marcia Clark during the actual trial. Yes, Clark is tough as nails with a cynical, angry, demeanor but Paulson also captures the crusading side of Clark who simply wanted to see a wife beating murderer get what he deserved. Bruce Greenwood and Christian Clemenson are perfect foils for Clark as equally cynical defenders of justice while Sterling K. Brown brilliantly captures the tragic figure of Christopher Darden who strived to be more than a token in the DA's office only to find himself shunted into the prosecution of O.J Simpson. 

Race plays a major role in The People Vs. O.J Simpson with Darden's visit to his father in Compton, California, a brilliant counterpoint to our modern conversation about race relations and police. The LAPD have long had a terrible reputation but the scripting here is fair to the LAPD while casting a wider correlative conversation about police mistrust among African Americans. This is edgy material and gives just that perfect extra kick of timeliness to a story that could have felt trapped in the 90's. 

The direction is top notch, the writing and acting are spot on and there is still plenty of room for the daring and salacious brand that the American Horror Story crew are known for in The People vs. O.J Simpson. Yes, when I say salacious I am referring to the Kardashian's who are background players in the O.J saga but play as a brilliant counterpoint to the intensity of the prosecution and defense. Did you know Kris Jenner was one of Nicole Simpson's closest friends or that she once dated O.J? We even get a glimpse of the Kardashian kids playing at Nicole's funeral, an especially eerie scene when O.J shows up to mourn. 

Everything about The People Vs.O.J Simpson An American Crime Story works and the show is among the best things TV has produced in years. This is historic television, capturing an event that millions remember in a brand new, shocking and even suspenseful way. This is a truly MUST SEE show.