Directed by Stiles White
Written by Juliet Snowden, Stiles White
Starring Olivia Cooke, Darren Kagasoff, Bianca Santos
Release Date October 24th, 2014
Published October 25th, 2014
Ouija, based on the Hasbro board game about contacting the dead, is one of the laziest movies I have ever seen. There is not a single original moment in the entire barely feature length of the film. The only redeeming thing about Ouija is it's potential role in a new game I created in my head while watching it called Horror Movie Cliché Bingo. Each time you see a Horror Movie Cliché that matches a cliché on your card, mark it off. When you have five in a row on your card, stand up in the theater and yell Bingo. I had Bingo about 45 minutes into the movie.
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