Movie Review Corsage

Corsage (2022) 

Directed by Marie Kreutzer 

Written by Marie Kreutzer 

Starring Vicky Krieps, Florian Teichtmeister, Katharina Lorenz 

Release Date December 23rd, 2022 

Published December 20th, 2022 

Corsage stars Vicky Krieps as Empress Elisabeth of Austria. Obsessed with her looks and dismissive of royal duties, Empress Elisabeth cuts a strangely bad ass figure in Corsage. She's not quite punk rock but she's in the rebellious metaphorical realm. She was a Queen but, according to this movie, one who chafed hard against the crown her entire life. She was a devoted mother whose motherhood was taken from her by royal decree as she became disengaged from her children who were essentially brainwashed by royal formality with only a little of their mother's true spirit mixed in. 

We meet Empress Elisabeth as she is doing her royal duty. This means being trussed up in the tightest corset possible in order to meet a public obsessed with her weight, her looks, and her outfits. We watch with mouths agape as catty fellow royals and richies snarkily comment on her appearance in the most passive aggressive fashion before she steals back a modicum of self worth by faking her way out of the needless, thankless task of glad-handing. 

 Faking a fainting spell, Empress Elisabeth returns home to the comfort of her gaggle of servants, stylists and sycophantic family members. Most prominent in her circle are Elisabeth's closest friend, Countess Marie Festetics (Katharina Lorenz), Lady in Waiting Ida Ferenczy (Jeanne Werner) and her hairdresser, Fanny (Alma Hasun). With these women and her private servants, Elisabeth expresses her loathing of her royal duties and the various ways she subverts her station. 

Corsage unfolds as series of set pieces that give us a glimpse of Elisabeth's agonizing chafing against her station and the few desires she is able to indulge. One specific indulgence is a male friend whom she desires but is more than likely... not her type. Then there is another potential lover, George "Bay" Middleton, the Queen's favorite horse trainer. The two have remarkable chemistry but Bay seems to recognize how dangerous an affair with Elisabeth may be while she obliviously flirts and pouts. 

Drama surrounding Elisabeth's children involves the shifting allegiances of her son Rudolf. At once Rudolf warns his mother about indulging her flirtation with Middleton and then he turns around and becomes her biggest supporter, as he also launches a bit of a scandal with his rumored affair. Elisabeth's youngest daughter repeatedly antagonizes her mother over her improprieties in a subplot that doesn't really go anywhere but going nowhere is kind of the heart of Corsage. 

Writer-Director Marie Kreutzer is a skilled storyteller with a knack for knowing where to linger and where to surprise the audience. A good example are the highly charged scenes between Elisabeth and her husband, Emperor Franz Joseph (Florian Teichtmeister). The marriage is fraught with various dramas from Elisabeth's desire to be involved in state affairs, to her unwillingness to participate in the boring rituals of royal life. Naturally, both struggle with fidelity even as Elisabeth does make attempts to connect with her husband. 

As mentioned earlier, vultures surrounding the royal family consistently made Elisabeth's looks into a topic for scandal and speculation. Corsage examines those issues by not examining them at all. Rather, Kreutzer's script and Vicky Krieps' performance bring these issues forward in how Elisabeth dressed and her remarkably extreme approach to weight loss. The title, Corsage refers to the original use of that word, which described what we came to call a corset, the bodice of a woman's dress. Elisabeth was obsessed with the corsage she wore, wearing it as tightly as possible, painfully tight. 

It was an expression of her anxiety over her weight and a message to those in her court who thought to criticize her appearance. By showing off her extremely small waist, she hoped to head off criticism of her appearance. Sadly, then many began to speculate that she was sickly and pale, or even dying due to her extreme vanity. She truly could not win. Elisabeth's diet is another extreme demonstrated in Corsage in a scene where her dinner consists of a thin slice of an orange. Not the whole orange sliced, one thin slice from an orange. 

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Horror of 2022

Let's rank the Horror Movies of 2022!

Rank	Item
1	Pearl
2	Nocturna Side A and Side B
3	We're All Going to the World's Fair
4	Godforsaken
5	Hatching
6	The Yellow Wallpaper
7	X
8	Men
9	Nope
10	Barbarian
11	Resurrection
12	Terrifier 2
13	Hellraiser
14	Orphan First Kill
15	Christmas Bloody Christmas
16	The Fireplace Adult Swim Yule Log Secret Movie
17	Studio 666
18	Kicking Blood
19	Fall
20	The Black Phone
21	All Jacked Up and Full of Worms
22	The Mean One
23	Violent Night
24	The Scary of 61st
25	Bodies Bodies Bodies
26	Children of Sin
27	Halloween Ends
28	The Invitation
29	Surrogate
30	Room 203
31	The Long Night
32	The Free Fall
33	The Legend of La Llorona
34	Rucker
35	The Curse of La Patasola
36	Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Movie Review Avatar The way of Water

Avatar The way of Water (2022) 

Directed by James Cameron 

Written by James Cameron, Rick Jaffa, Amanda Silver

Starring Sam Worthington, Stephen Lang, Sigourney Weaver, Kate Winslet, Zoe Saldana 

Release Date December 16th, 2022 

Published December 19th, 2022 

It's not that Avatar The Way of Water is a bad movie, far from it, this is an incredibly accomplished movie. I just don't care. I can't get emotionally invested in the Avatar franchise. James Cameron's obsession with replacing human actors with CG creations leaves me cold. Without a human face to connect to, I'm left adrift amid the spectacle of Avatar The Way of Water. I can appreciate the technical accomplishment but I can't enjoy Avatar The Way of Water the way I have enjoyed so many more worthy, thoughtful. human movies such as Aftersun or Everything Everywhere All at Once, or even Women Talking, a movie that is more poignant than enjoyable but you get what I am saying. 

Where Avatar is a massive technical achievement, it's not a great movie. It's a machine tooled product and no matter how well made that product is, it's inert, it is as compelling as a really great looking appliance. I appreciate the beauty of a streamlined refrigerator with a neat LED readout and connection to my smartphone, but it's not something I am going to think about much beyond my purchase of it. Eventually, it recedes into the scenery, leaving no lasting memory. That's Avatar the Way of Water in a nutshell. 

Avatar The Way of Water is set nearly 20 decades after the first film. The story finds the Sully family, headed up by former human turned Na'vi leader, Jake Sully thriving in their forest home until the 'sky people' return. The sky people have come back to Pandora not to retrieve more 'unobtainium' but rather to conquer Pandora and make it the new Earth. That's the background story anyway, the main story involves reviving the late Col. Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang), by placing his memories into a Na'vi Avatar and sending him to kill the biggest threat to humanity's plan, Jake Sully. 

Thinking that he can protect the Na'vi best by leaving, Jake packs up his family, including his wife, Neytiri (Zoe Saldana), sons, Netayam (Jamie Flatters) and Lo'ak (Britain Dalton), and daughter Tuk (Trinity Jo-Li Bliss). Also joining the Sully's will be their adopted daughter, Kiri (Sigourney Weaver), the miracle child of the late Dr. Grace Augustine (Also Sigourney Weaver). The fewer questions asked about Kiri's origin story, the better, I'm pretty sure not even James Cameron could explain it. 

The Sully's run off to live with the water dwelling people of Pandora, led by Tonowari (Cliff Curtis) and his wife, Ronal (Kate Winslet). Here, the Sully's will learn to swim and to live off of the bounty of the ocean. They will be treated as outcasts while slowly earning their place in the tribe and blah, blah, blah. There is nothing new here, every inch of this portion of the movie is a trope from other fish out of water movies about new people in new situations. 

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Movie Review Nellie and Nadine

Nellie and Nadine (2022) 

Directed by Magnus Gertten 

Written by Documentary 

Starring Nadine Hwang, Nelly Mousset-Vos, Sylvia Bianchi 

Release Date December 16th, 2022 

Published December 16th, 2022 

The miracles that needed to occur to create the love story of Nadine Hwang and Nelly Mousset-Vos are incalculable. First, an Asian woman needed to find herself in Paris around the time of the start of World War 2. She needs to join the French resistance and be betrayed by a friend and sent to a concentration camp. At the same time, an Opera singer in Brussels has to also join the resistance and also be betrayed, after saving countless lives, and end up at that same concentration camp, Ravensbruck. 

They then must meet, fall in love, and survive the concentration camp. They end up being separated as they are being liberated from the camp with each settling back where they were, Nadine in France and Nelly in Brussels. They must exchange letters, and agree to meet and get back together, upending the lives of Nelly's family, including a teenage daughter, and they must move to Venezuela, a place where there was  community of LGBTQ people waiting for them. 

It's all entirely improbable but it happened. The new documentary, Nelly and Nadine from the remarkable documentary filmmaker, Magnus Gertten has brought this story to the world and in doing so he's rescued one remarkable piece of world history and a landmark love story in the history of LGBTQ people. It's astonishing, beautiful, heart-rending, and inspiring. That this isn't already an Oscar winning movie is shocking, it's something that has future Best Picture winner written all over it. 

For years, the documentation of this immaculate love story languished in an attic on the French countryside. Remember the teenage daughter I mentioned earlier, Nelly's daughter, she wasn't her mother's biggest fan. Thus, the family history wasn't merely uncelebrated, it went unmentioned. That woman's daughter, now grown and mother herself, Sylvie Bianchi, recalls knowing and loving her grandmother Nelly, visiting her home in Venezuela, but Nadine was only known as grandma Nelly's roommate. 

Little did Sylvie know, that after her grandmother passed and her things were brought back to Belgium, there was an entire lifetime of history sitting in a box that was deemed to emotionally painful to open up and examine. So, how did this story finally find the light? That's where the amazing Magnus Gertten comes in. While working on a project to identify women in some super 8 footage he'd found of women liberated from concentration camps, he stumbled over Nelly and Nadine, at first unaware that they were connected. 

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Movie Review Babylon

Babylon (2022) 

Directed by Damian Chazelle 

Written by Damian Chazelle 

Starring Margot Robbe, Brad Pitt, 

Release Date December 25th, 2022 

Published December 12th, 2022 

Babylon is an outright disaster. From minute one to minute last, this careening, gross, nightmare of Hollywood decadence never finds its feet. The point, I assume. is for the movie to be dizzying and disorienting, but it's a little too effective at evoking that feeling. It's nice to be on wild ride but Babylon rarely relents to let you catch your breath. That might be okay if we were more invested in the characters caught up in this tornado of activity but these characters are too thin and stock for us to cling to them amid the storm. 

Babylon stars Margot Robbe as Nellie LaRoy, an ambitious young actress, eager to be the biggest star in the world while also being the biggest personality in every room. We meet Nellie at a party where she comes bursting in, in search of cocaine. Nellie finds what she's looking for with the aid of Manny Torres (Diego Calva), an assistant to the Hollywood heavyweight who is throwing this massive party. The party happens to have an entire room full of cocaine which Nellie gobbles up quickly and with abandon. 

Urging Manny to abandon his job, tending to the party guests, Nellie gets him enjoying the cocaine as well and the two develop a quick friendship, though it's clear that Manny is smitten. Circumstances part the new friends as the wild party finds a woman dying from an overdose that requires Manny to move her body, and a large elephant whose appearance gives cover to the body being smuggled out the back door of the expansive party. 

The dead girl is fortuitous for Nellie as the young woman was supposed to play a big role in a movie the following day. Nellie is spotted at the party and tapped to take the dead girl's place. Working on no sleep, running on pure adrenalin and cocaine, Nellie nails the part with her incredible talent for crying on command. This is a silent movie breakthrough for Nellie as the camera clearly loves her while the lack of lines needing to be memorized or performed, means her deep New Jersey accent is covered up. 

Meanwhile, Manny is tasked with tending to the needs of Hollywood's top leading man, Jack Conrad (Brad Pitt). After driving the drunken Conrad home, and watching him nearly die in a pool accident, Manny is invited to help Conrad get to the set of his newest blockbuster that same day. This means maybe an hour of sleep before a 16 hour day on set. Even with the exhaustion, the stars in Manny's eyes drive him to become essential to the finishing of the picture. 

It's Manny who gets the task or renting a new camera after several other cameras were destroyed in the midst of the epic filming of fight scenes involving Roman soldiers. Manny saves the day and his career as a Hollywood Producer, Director, and all around go-to guy begins. Naturally, this will bring him back into the orbit of Nellie though it appears that any romance between the two just isn't in the cards. Manny and Nellie appear to be star-crossed for life. 

The middle portion of the three hour car wreck that is Babylon, deals with the arrival of the talking picture in Hollywood. Nellie and Jack's careers are devastated by sound. For Nellie, having to memorize lines, being unable to move around under the strictures of a new sounds set up, and her New Jersey accent, stunt her career just as she was becoming a big star. Jack meanwhile, doesn't know how to project his star power with his voice. Suddenly, the period piece romances that had been his bread and butter, seem silly with his modern American accent. 

Manny, on the other hand, appears to thrive. He becomes a big deal at the studio where he works. He's a director and a producer and he oversees several film projects at once. Among his best work is making a star of a little known trumpet player. Sidney Palmer (Jovan Adepo) was seen at the party where the film opened and from there was hired to score some silent films. With Manny in charge, and sound pictures becoming a massive hit, Sidney becomes a superstar on the big screen, though not without some compromises that he's not all that comfortable with. 

Manny's fortunes turn on his attempts to save Nellie's career. As her career flounders, Nellie tries and fails to get clean, getting off cocaine and alcohol, but she's quickly sucked back into her addictions as she struggles in the sound era. Her career is officially flushed following an incident at the home of William Randolph Hearst where Nellie clashes with Hearst's mistress, Marion Davies, and refuses to allow the famed newspaper magnate to grope her. How this scene ends is weird and gross, and a strong referendum as to whether you are willing to buy in on director Damian Chazelle's odd vision of Babylon. 

For me, I was out of Babylon just minutes into the start of the movie. One of the first things to happen in Babylon is an elephant pooping in epic fashion all over a poor day laborer. The metaphor is clear, the little people in Hollywood, the ones who make life possible for the rich, famous and powerful, are getting pooped on. In this case, that's not just a metaphor. A few short scenes later we're forced to confront a man with a fetish for being urinated on. And to make sure we cover all of our grossest bases, the Hearst mansion scene ends with vomiting that would make Mr. Creosote blush. 

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Movie Review The Almond and the Seahorse

The Almond and the Seahorse (2022) 

Directed by Celyn Jones, Tom Stern

Written by Celyn Jones, Kaite O'Reilly

Starring Rebel Wilson, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Celyn Jones, Tryne Dyrholm 

Release Date December 16th, 2022 

Published December 15th, 2022 

The Almond and the Seahorse stars Rebel Wilson in a rare dramatic role. Wilson is Sarah, an archaeologist who is married to Joe (Celyn), a gregarious house husband. At least, that's what you assume if you don't know what The Almond and the Seahorse is really about. You see, Joe isn't merely unemployed, he's not staying home by choice. Joe had a brain tumor that has caused irreparable damage to his memory which slips away more and more as each day passes. 

Sarah has tried to care for Joe using medication and list-making, and tapes that remind him of who he is and why he can't leave home or what might happen if he left home unsupervised. Eventually however, Sarah will be forced to admit that she can no longer care for Joe on her own. Joe is going to have to go to a facility that can care for him as his memory continues to deteriorate. Sarah thus is dealing with losing Joe both emotionally and physically as he forgets who she is and is no longer under her care. 

Running concurrent to Sarah and Joe's story is that of Toni (Charlotte Gainsbourg) and Gwen (Tryne Dyrholm), a long term couple who have lived with Gwen's traumatic brain injury from a car accident for more than 15 years. Recently, Gwen has begun to no longer recognize Toni who has begun to show her age. For Gwen, she's not left the day of their accident and thus Toni has slowly become a stranger to her as she no longer recognizes her as her wife. 

Like Joe, Gwen has reached a point in her growing memory loss that she can no longer live at home. She's become a danger to herself who wakes up in the morning thinking a stranger is in her bed. Gwen and Joe will each be living at a hospital facility overseen by Dr. Falmer (Meera Syal), a loving and thoughtful woman who does nearly as much to help Sarah and Toni as she does for Joe and Gwen. The people left behind in the wake of those losing their memories are suffering nearly as much and need nearly as much care. 

The title, The Almond and the Seahorse, is a reference to the shapes that make up the parts of the brain that retain memory. Beyond that, the title reflects the strange and jarring storytelling, seemingly disconnected moments that seem like reality but have an uncanny quality because one person in the scene sees reality a little differently than another character. Joe, for one, thinks Sarah is the one who is having delusions and acting strangely. He doesn't remember his tumor or recognize that he's changed in any way since the tumor was removed. 

Gwen, more frighteningly, wakes up each morning screaming for her wife and unable to recognize that Toni is standing in front of her. Imagine what that must be like, waking in fear every morning and taking most of the day to recover from that. Each day becomes more of a struggle for Toni to reach her wife, calm her, soothe her, and then losing her all over again by the end of the day. It's heartbreaking to imagine and Charlotte Gainsbourg and Tryne Dyrholm bring that heartbreak to devastating light in The Almond and the Seahorse. 

If the film isn't fully successful it's because there is a rather rote quality to the drama. A sort of surface level presentation of the material that limits your emotional involvement. So much of the film is obsessed with the upturning of day to day routine for these two couples that the film fails to build out beyond the surface to illustrate the full breadth of what has been lost here. We empathize with these characters but only on a basic level. Our empathy is limited by not getting to know these characters as the movie focuses the showier parts of their story, the dramatic loss of memory and the bigger emotional displays that come with that. 

There is a focus, unfortunately, in The Almond and the Seahorse, on the more showy, actorly aspects of memory loss in these movie characters. Celyn Jones especially, in his role in front of and behind the camera, favors Joe's broader expressions of his memory loss. We get little grounding in who Joe was and what we are left with is the struggle as expressed in the broad enacting of trauma and the growing emptiness behind Joe's eyes. Jones is a fine actor but, I needed more than his big performance to connect me to this character beyond a basic sense of empathy. 

As for Rebel Wilson, in her first major dramatic leading role, she's overmatched here. Stripped of her sense of humor, Wilson seems not to know what to do with herself in any given scene. I'm thinking specifically of a scene in a library where she's left the ringer on her phone on and it continuously interrupts the quiet of the library. The scene is pointless, it has no purpose. It's the kind of scene in any other Rebel Wilson movie where she would do some kind of bit, a physical or verbal gag. Since however, this is a drama and not a Pitch Perfect movie, Wilson is left to being awkwardly apologetic. Why did this scene exist? 

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Movie Review Aftersun

Aftersun (2022) 

Directed by Charlotte Wells 

Written by Charlotte Wells 

Starring Paul Mescal, Frankie Corio, Celia Rowlson-Hall 

Release Date October 21st, 2022 

Published December 14th, 2022 

Aftersun is a quiet and thoughtful meditation on the struggles of growing up as both a child and a young parent. Paul Mescal stars in the film as Calum Paterson, the father of Sophie (Frankie Corio), a precocious young woman. Together, father and daughter are taking a holiday in Turkey, some time in the late 90s. It's unclear why Dad chose this location or whether he could even afford such a vacation, his work back home in England seems unstable, at best, based on a few snatches of dialogue throughout the film. 

First time director Charlotte Wells takes a fly on the wall approach to Aftersun which gives the storytelling a strongly authentic feel. Father and daughter talk but the drama of the story is in what is not said. It comes from the moments when Calum, clearly struggling with his mental health, likely depression, does everything he can not to let on to his daughter that something is wrong. He already feels guilty for not being around more, he and Sophie's mother have split up, and he's struggling with being young and not knowing how to be a father. 

The film story evolves through a series of set pieces, seemingly mundane moments of father-daughter bonding. Swimming, sun tanning, dinners, video games, even a little pool hustling, dad and daughter have an unconventional relationship. Calum is a loving father, he takes his fatherly authority seriously but he's also young, inexperienced, and rather clueless about how to be a dad to a growing young woman. He's filled with love but also fear, confusion, and mild ambivalence. He's fighting internally over whether Sophie could be happier without him. 

What happens with Calum is a bit of a mystery. We know that this vacation occurred in the pre-internet past. No cell phones or email. We know, from flash forwards to an older Sophie, played by Celia Rowlson-Hall, that Calum was, at the very least, absent from his daughter's life some time after this vacation. And we know from a series of brief dream sequences that there is antipathy between father and daughter though what that antipathy extends from, we don't know, we assume it comes from his absence. 

Charlotte Wells is deliberately vague about Calum's motivations and what his intentions are after having spent this week on vacation with his daughter. The temptation is to assume that he may have committed suicide but there is no direct indication that this is what occurred. Aftersun subtly and brilliantly leaves bread crumbs that could lead in that direction but the movie isn't about setting you up for a big gut punch, this is an observant human drama where you will have to discern for yourself what the outcome may be. 

Aftersun is a gorgeous film, the locations are lovely but also fitting of a man who can't afford luxury but appears to be spending all that he has for what luxury he can get. The father-daughter dynamic is lovely with Frankie Corio delivering a charming performance, never too precocious, never beyond her years. She's observant, and she does act as an audience avatar, trying hard to understand her loving yet inscrutable father, but she's mostly just a kid who loves her dad. 

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